America needs to Get Laid!
With a spiraling national debt, trade deficit in the trillions of dollars, an elective war, which is little more than a $20 billion dollar a month rape of the national treasury by well-connected corporations, with no end in sight (to say nothing of tens of thousands of lives lost, both American and Iraqi), an economy which is teetering on the brink of a full-on Great Depression…
The worthless local metropolitan daily– the San Francisco Chronicle– sees fit to publish no fewer than six articles across three separate sections of the paper, two of them, the front page and business sections, printing them on the front page of their respective sections. One especially newsworthy headline (on the front page of the Business section, no less) reads:
High-end escorting –
big pay and huge risks
America needs to fucking FOCUS! We’re going into the tank, folks! Get your collective heads out of your pants. And SHAME SHAME SHAME on you, you craven Media Whores, for perpetuating this mockery of journalism!
eliot spitzerFiled under: Blogroll, activism, business, culture, economy, information, media, news, politics, society, war | Leave a Comment
Tags: America, distraction, economy, Eliot Spitzer, genital fixation, get laid, Great Depression, Media Whores, misplaced priorities, mockery of journalism, San Francisco Chronicle, sex, sex sells, trade deficit, Worthless Mass Media
No Responses Yet to “America needs to Get Laid!”